Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Staring Contest

"Hello, Bentley"
"Hello, Spotacus"
"What are you staring at, long neck?"
"You blinked!  I win!"
"What?  This was a staring contest??  What the hell dude?"
"Life in the wild is full of impromptu contests.  Survival of the fittest."
"My cousin is a lion, and I have tiger blood in me.  You wanna mess with this?  Let's go, two out of three"
"Bring it, sucka"
"I just realized your eyes are glued on, but I am going to play anyway because I don't get any more food until morning."