Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Staring Contest

"Hello, Bentley"
"Hello, Spotacus"
"What are you staring at, long neck?"
"You blinked!  I win!"
"What?  This was a staring contest??  What the hell dude?"
"Life in the wild is full of impromptu contests.  Survival of the fittest."
"My cousin is a lion, and I have tiger blood in me.  You wanna mess with this?  Let's go, two out of three"
"Bring it, sucka"
"I just realized your eyes are glued on, but I am going to play anyway because I don't get any more food until morning."

Friday, February 24, 2012

Creeper Cam #1

These two have been sitting here idly flirting while pretending to study at a local coffee shop for a couple of hours.  Girls will take a blow to their productivity when in the presence of a guy who is flirt-worthy.  She has a PC though, and he has a Mac, so I'm not sure it's in the stars for them to be together.  They obviously have differing views of the world.

At one point, hooded guy leaned back and made his move.  He then huskily growled the sexiest, most flirty thing a guy can say to a girl he is trying to woo:

"You have really small teeth."

Be still my heart.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Lisa Frank

A grown man uses this notebook.  ---->
No judgment.

This takes me back to elementary school when Lisa Frank was super popular, and I was naively unhappy because I never felt like I possessed enough Lisa Frank paraphernalia in my life.

Must.  Have.  More.  Happy. Dolphin.  Montages.

I wonder if the school had upper limit on permitted Lisa Frank school supplies.  I feel like the colors would make old school administrators' eyes bleed.  Then again, those old people grew up in the 70s and 80s so they must have seen tie-dye at some point...

I googled Lisa Frank to see if this person (or idea?) is still around or if it died with the 90s, but sure enough...

Lisa Frank Online... the site GIRLS love!

There are so many colors, my brain exploded.  View at your own risk.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Water Pressure

Fun fact:  I really dislike taking showers.
I will do almost anything to get out of taking a shower.  I will even stand dangerously close to a shower head with my extremely expensive mobile phone and take pictures of a disgustingly pale yellow shower room to postpone the inevitable shower.

My cat empathizes with me which is great since most everyone else loves showers and it's like the highlight of their morning or some b.s. like that.

I would, however, really like to be able to live underwater, like a snail.  He has a whole castle, and he doesn't have to work a day in his life.

"Maybe I'll climb to the top of my castle today.  Why the hell not, I don't have research papers to write today... or any day.

Oh what's up neighbor fish?...  Damn you're fast."

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Like Puzzle Pieces

You would not think it, but taking pictures of unfinished puzzles is sort of artsy itself.  I love the edges of the interior of the puzzle.

"Hm... I'm looking for a square-ish piece with a smaller thingie here and a really odd looking bulky edge on this side.  It is kind of green but also flowery.  You seen it?"